Hair We Go Again!

The sixth song from Five Pound Dumbbells. Please enjoy! Herbal essences never made me scream with joy I ate a king-size Whopper and still felt like a boy Coca-cola didn’t make me sing on a hill for peace I drank a red bull but it didn’t give me wings But Axe, you told the truth I’m glad I trusted you Yeah Axe, you got it done And now I’m number one …with the number 10s I have my air jordans but still I can’t quite dunk I shave with a Gillette Fusion but I’m not a hunk I got a Von Dutch hat when Ashton told me to He doesn’t wear his anymore, what should I do But Axe, your commercials are so accurate One spray of Instinct and the girls make me their pet I’ve got my American apparel cardigan I’m not indie but at least I can pretent I bet someday I’ll dye my hair with just for men But it won’t look so natural that no one can tell Axe, I put you on And turn the ladies on They shampoo my hair and clean my underwear, it almost isn’t fair Axe, I thought you lied But to my surprise They flock to me like honey It’s like I’m covered in honey…

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